my wife is an old hag, but i still love making love to her, but she only puts out once a year!!! how do i get her to make love to me more ofter? and dont get on me about calling her an old hag because uve never met her!!! i mean she's a real *****!!! no matter how hard i try or what i die she wont make love to me, most nights i just use my hand.... but that once or twice a year we do make love.... oh boy is it worth is.... ive tried talking to her about it, ive tried giving her gifts and treating her like a queen, she just wont put out, everytime i ask her she's so tired from her damn bowling club!!! I mean how do u even get sexually exhuasted from a bowling club, plus she never invites me! ive tried playing her in bowling, and for the past 10 years she been in that club she's gotten worse!!! and she's always talking to her damn bowling coach!!! how do i get her to make love to me??? i need help
2007-03-06 15:37:49 · 10 answers · asked by jake w 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Why do you even stick around if she's such a bi***? You should just divorce her and move on to someone who will treat you right. Maybe she's getting it on with her bowling coach?
2007-03-06 15:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by patchouligirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to the bowling coach... Ask him if he regularly bangs other men's wives... Threaten him with hellfire if he ever touches your wife again...
Then talk to your wife- hag that she may be, is still your wife. She deserves your respect.
Or just get a divorce. If she's really that ugly and only puts out once/year, are you sure it's worth it??
2007-03-07 00:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A FEW SUGGESTIONS
Try a sex stimulant mixed in her drink like spanish fly or goatweed..With her permission of course, you can buy these off of ebay or the liquor store
Ask her what her fantasies are and fullfill them, no matter how wierd they sound
find out what turns her on: For example:: I love it when my man works out or does work around the house with no shirt on. Do little specific things that might turn her on
Give yourself a hot makeover, try looking irresistably sexy some day
Do something so special for her that she'll just have to give you sex
good luck, hope I helped some
2007-03-06 23:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by IceQueen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could grow up first then maybe she'll like you again I bet she's forgotten why or what she saw that turned her on to you & just to lazy to leave you far behind. Poor little you whine whine whine. It will be for her when you leave because she'll get half of everything & then can go around banging anyone she wants & enjoy it because you need a reality check. ITS NOT JUST ABOUT YOU....... You need to grow up...
2007-03-06 23:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by bpeter3196 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you talk to me like you talk to your wife, i would not give you,
but shemay be put out with the bowling coach.
2007-03-06 23:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by luckystar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her bowling coach im sure she doesn't mind putting out for him.
2007-03-06 23:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My immediate suspicion is that she is fvcking her bowling coach.
This is just my opinion, so before your blow your top, do some detecting and see what's going on.
2007-03-06 23:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she's having sex with someone else
2007-03-06 23:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she's having an affair....
2007-03-06 23:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whatever sounds like you are really bored and making up stupid crap.
2007-03-06 23:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by Gypsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋