A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived at the craps table, and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed (and
disappeared).
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral –
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
2007-03-06 15:13:24 · 27 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2007-03-06 15:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most jokes don't have a moral at the end , oh well 6/10
2007-03-07 00:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny and a perfect example of what Dave Barry calls "lust-induced brain freeze."
2007-03-06 23:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by MsNobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never once doubted the intelligence of a blonde ... it takes a lot of smarts to play dumb when you need to, and that incudes redheads, brunettes, etc.!
2007-03-06 23:20:10 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wows! That's a long story but it is funny,good joke
2007-03-06 23:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-07 00:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-06 23:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by sproutsmomma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..yes David it is really funny..ha ha ha ha ..a star for you
2007-03-06 23:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I chuckled
2007-03-06 23:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by luh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious...
2007-03-06 23:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by peanut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋