Sometimes I like to go for horseback rides in the hills. I am half indian so I feel it is only appropriate to stick with my roots. After taking some peyote and LSD I took my clothes off and we rode into the hills. My horse kept going on about how Rod Stewart is too old to be making music when all of a sudden, a park ranger flagged me down! He asked why I was naked and I told him it was my right. I don't feel the playground adjacent to me was any excuse for the arrest. I told him my horse is a carnivore and I guess he didn't believe me. Should I get a lawyer and fight this? I feel my indian rights have been trampled..
2007-03-06 14:53:42 · 12 answers · asked by blu m 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I sometime arrest stupid people who ride there horses in the hills and take there clothes off in front of kids who frequent the park near the place where I arrest these people.
Did you read what you wrote? Your an idiot, you don't need a lawyer you need a psychiatrist and a jail cell with bubba, he will make you sing with your buddy Rod.
You have no Indian rights when your breaking the law, and I wouldn't be surprised if your "tribe" kicks you out for the embarrassment you may cause them.
2007-03-06 15:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by WhatTF 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
As a native american (as I am by the way) you should realise Peyote is allowed as part of our religious heritage. LSD is still a controlled substance. It's fine to ride, and to free yourself of the constraints of clothing, but be responcible. I would have arrested you if I saw you near a playground ;). Just becareful where you practice your religious freedoms,lol
2007-03-06 15:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well of course talking bad against Rod Stewart would be grounds for arrest by any park ranger.
2007-03-06 15:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. Remember that your wanger is half Indian, too, so maybe you can work in a whole argument about how a wanger has a right to be shown to little kids. The jury would love that.
2007-03-06 14:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's your brain that's been trampled. Still on that peyote and LSD?
2007-03-06 15:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by bella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just hope you were not trying to have sex with that poor horse, and I hope you had a saddle, if not , that poor horse, and you should have been arrested. And I think this is legal if your on your rez..????
2007-03-06 15:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Outside a reservation, you have to abide by the regular US laws.
2007-03-09 05:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by Veneta T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Elephant told me to tell your horse to tell you to put down um peace pipe.
2007-03-06 16:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should have been
2007-03-07 17:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by elizabeth v 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not have sex with that woman
2007-03-06 15:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋