1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
3. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
4. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
5. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
6. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
7. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
8. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
9. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
2007-03-06 14:49:29 · 10 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gay guy jokes are funny also:
Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: A Brave F**ker!
2007-03-06 14:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by redman 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Not too bad and not too offensive really, 8/10
2007-03-07 02:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha 9/10one for the road..
what do you call an island full of lesbians????
A. lickerland>>>
2007-03-07 03:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
nice. my favorite is number 9
2007-03-06 23:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by beckermanman 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2007-03-07 00:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
see you next month!!!
HA!!
2007-03-07 09:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Far more tasteless than funny.
What do you call a homophobe who's unable to regale you with stupid gay jokes?
Dumb.
What do you call a homophobe who can?
Dumber.
Yeah, I know most people who post such jokes don't consider themselves homophobes. But a lot of people who beat their kids don't consider themselves abusers, either...and their kids are still hurt. Inflicting pain on others, whether intentional or not, is still cruel.
2007-03-06 23:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Brendan 2 · 3⤊ 7⤋
Fu****g fab!! lyke them.
2007-03-07 00:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by K. Marx iii 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
lol
2007-03-06 23:12:58 · answer #9 · answered by :::::::::::::: 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha,,,,
2007-03-06 22:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by Rhy_23 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋