2007-03-06 13:55:36 · 13 answers · asked by upstairs_albert 2 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
It's funny that so far only women have answered my question.
2007-03-06 14:08:38 · update #1
Make yourself a good meal to take your mind off the pain. You already have fork in hand so you are well on your way.
2007-03-07 04:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by Eric J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the record, you ask some of the goofiest questions. One of which was something like, "I want to surprise my husband with something sweet and romantic....." So are you a chick posing to be a guy to get laughs or are you gay?
Anyhow, if you are really hurt, just put ice on the area and wait a few days to see if the hurting goes away. If they still hurt after 4 days, go to the doctor. If they swell or get red or hot to the touch, go to the ER. (And throw the fork away, please.)
Who's the foolish one here, the one who asked or the one who really answered?
2007-03-07 05:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs.Fine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might be in big trouble now.Are they bleeding or infected?you should scratch tender places like that with a rough dampened facecloth...why are you itchy there..crabs..jock itch..need a shower ..got a rash ? keep clean and dry and you shouldnt have to result to culinary tools to scratch with
2007-03-06 22:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by evon stark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You did sanitize the fork after you used it right?
2007-03-07 09:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cynical 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sucks
2007-03-06 22:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by EMP 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Take your mind off the pain by thinking about what your next brilliant act will involve.
2007-03-06 22:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by missingora 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
use a spoon next time.
better yet, hit yourself upside the head with a mallet.
i'm a chick.
2007-03-07 00:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by KitKat 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
try using a knife next time if you do it correctly it will save the world from stupidity
2007-03-07 05:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Use a spoon next time.
2007-03-07 08:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jacob EMT 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
next time use extra super glue so it will stick
2007-03-07 03:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by cotton candy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋