Im in a really bad mood.So can you please cheer me up!!
2007-03-06 13:19:04 · 7 answers · asked by ♥sweety♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-06 13:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well, it's not a joke. it's true, but i'm trying to make you smile and get out of that bad mood.
my husband works in a small office with a few other very professional men and he has two shirts he wears all the time, well, make that three. the first says "undercover police" the second one says "i got an a in anatomy" and the third one says "daughter tested, mother approved" is he a dork or what?
still not smiling? welll i have chickens and the other day there were some guys outside near my garage - i had no idea they were there. they were checking for a signal so i could get high speed net. anyway, i was in the chicken coop in the garage singing to muy chickens "hens n cocks, hens n cocks, high ho the darieo, i love my hens n cocks. and i was yelling "cockadoodledoo" and all kinds of crap. on the way inside i said "good bye my little cluckers. I then ran into the men outside - they were laughing so hard i swear they almost peed themselves! they couldn't even look at me, they just took off. how do you feel now? it's ok. it feels good to laugh at another one's misery!
2007-03-06 21:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by jess l 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl and her mother were walking through the zoo. The little girl saw 2 monkeys having sex....The little girl looks at her mother and says "Mommy, what are the monkeys doing?!?" The mother hesitates to answer the question, but then says "They're making cakes". The little girl says "Making cakes?!?" The mother confirms "Yes sweetie, making cakes." So the next day the mother and her daughter go to the park...While walking around the park the little girl sees 2 teenagers on the bench having sex...Once again she asks her mom "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother answers "Making cakes." The little girl says "Oh, Okay."
The next morning the little girl greets her mother in the hallway and says "You and daddy were making cakes last night, weren't you?!?" The mother nervously scratches her head and says "How did you know?" The little girl answers "I know because I licked the icing off of the couch."
I laugh everytime I tell that joke!!!!!
2007-03-06 21:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Everytime someone annoys me (like maybe at the supermarket where they dont even say "hello" - or someone who is snotty at a business place) I always look at my 3 yr old son and politely say "what do you say to the nice lady?" And he say "Thank you very much"
The funny part ? It comes out like " **** You very much"
I always smile, like its the first time I hear it.
2007-03-06 22:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Mammamia3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupidest joke ever. (you have to yell the answer obnoxiously)
What did the farmer say when his tractor disappeared???
Where's my tractor!!
Of coarse you have to use a hick voice too.
the monkey joke above was good too.
2007-03-06 21:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here is a way to keep an idiot busy for hours
just Click Here
2007-03-06 21:25:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
uhmmm i have really bad breath in the morning............
2007-03-06 22:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by heyy sherry 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋