and said she had crashed the car,i said what happened she said i was driving and all of a sudden a tree appeared out of nowhere.
she said she veered left and right and the tree was still there.
i said u stupid cow it was the pine tree air freshener
2007-03-06 13:04:03 · 26 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny! did you make that up? if you did your funny
2007-03-06 13:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by sarah g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom came home one day and said she was running late on her way to work and was doing 80 on the highway when a cop pulled her over and said he'd been waiting for her all day and she said "I got here as soon as I could."
It's kinda funny if you tell it as a joke, but dad and I were confused... we thought she was serious... it was wierd
2007-03-06 21:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by muetrider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been funny if you had not said "you stupid cow".
Hope no one calls your Mom names like that!
2007-03-06 21:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pitty
u got a such stupid wife
2007-03-06 21:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny It didn't bring tears to my eyes but still funny.
2007-03-06 21:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Momof2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one about the dog was better.
Slightly better.
2007-03-07 00:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by Pretty Tough Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that made me laugh ALOT
2007-03-07 10:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. its a little lame, but also a little funny
2007-03-06 21:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah works every time !!
2007-03-07 02:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha siriosly
2007-03-06 21:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by moniquexohlala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋