A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-03-06 12:59:28 · 22 answers · asked by G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha 10/10
2007-03-06 13:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happen with the stamp collector?
2007-03-06 21:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2007-03-06 22:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, funny! But I don't get the stamp collector part? ^_^
2007-03-06 21:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by lildevilgurl152004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the stamp collector do LOL I think it is cute
2007-03-06 21:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by D.Gunn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo major dis to lawers but still funny
2007-03-06 21:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! I can't believe that some people don't know what the stamp collector did!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-06 21:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by KieKie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest thing i've heard since my pet parakeet pooped in my left ear!!!
2007-03-06 21:11:41 · answer #8 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'd think that because i'm trying to become a lawyer, that i would find that a bit rude.......but i think it's pretty funny.
2007-03-06 21:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard it but it still got me laughing
2007-03-06 21:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by yankees_08wschamps 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋