my mate was carrying his german sheperd dog down the street,
i said how are you dave,he said i have got to put the dog down,
i said is it sick ?
he said no its heavy.
(you will get it later)
2007-03-06 12:44:55 · 22 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha 9/10
2007-03-06 14:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooooooooo i got a dog i got it righ away thats gd 9/10
2007-03-06 12:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - ish.
Are you related to Dick Van Dyke?
Sounds like something he'd say.
2007-03-06 16:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pretty Tough Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old, but they're often the best.
Bloke goes to the doc's with a bad throat
Doc: stand over here by the window please
(patient goes to window)
Doc: okay, stick out your tongue & waggle it up & down & side to side
(patient does this)
Patient : Do you think i've got a sore throat?
Doc: No, I just don't like the bloke who lives opposite!
2007-03-06 12:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got it straight away, funny but not ffffffffing funny
2007-03-06 12:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by friendofb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just took 8 seconds of my life!
i want them back!
2007-03-06 12:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by sex_death_rock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not fffffffffing funny, but its not not funny.
2007-03-06 12:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it, why was he carrying it?
its still frikin funny
2007-03-06 12:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by habeebladen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya i guess its pretty funny :)
2007-03-06 12:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
I got it as soon as I read it.
2007-03-06 13:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋