Two boys went to the cemetary and gathered nuts by the fence that surrounded it. After a while, their basket was filled to the brim, so they decided to go up in a tree nearby and divide them between themselves. As they climbed up it, a few of the nuts fell out of the basket and rolled onto the ground below. “We’ll pick those up later,” one of them said.
A little while later, a third boy was was walking by when he heard two voices coming from the tree: "One for you, and one for me. One for you, and one for me." He couldn't see who was saying it.
"Oh my gosh!" he thought. "It's Satan and Saint Peter dividing up the souls!"
The boy ran back to town as fast as he could to find someone to tell about this. He grabbed the first person he saw, who was an old man. “Come with me!” he said. “Satan and Saint Peter are dividing up the souls down at the cemetary!” The old man figured he’d go along just because he had nothing better to do.
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2007-03-06 12:37:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They stood by the fence and heard the voices again: “One for you, and one for me. One for you, and one for me.”
“By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the man.
No words can express how they must have felt when they heard the voices a moment later. “One for you, and... one for me.
“Now let’s go get those nuts over there by the fence!”
2007-03-06 12:37:36 · update #1
HAHAHA!!! funnyyyy x 100000000. i guessing the OLD MAN
2007-03-06 12:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by lilly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way I heard it , it was two thieves dividing up corn they had stole , one ear had been dropped by the gate and the preacher came along just as one said " and you can have the one by the gate"
2007-03-06 20:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! i bet the old man ran like a mad man
2007-03-06 20:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by GoNinjaGo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the boy and lol
2007-03-06 20:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋