So a woman gets a message in her dream...?
A woman was sleeping one night when God came to her in a dream. He told her that she would die when she was 90 years old. Knowing that she had so long to live, she figured she should look her best while she could. She went and blew all of her money on all of the plastic surgeries available. She was so happy about the way that she looked when the surgeries were complete that she skipped outside the hospital without looking both ways and was run over by an ambulance.
When she reached heaven, she asked God, "I thought you said I would live until I was ninety!"
God looked her up and down and said, "GIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!! I didn't even recognize you!"
Explaing please.
2007-03-06 12:36:41 · 5 answers · asked by babycakes_rocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, so when god told her to live till 90, she spent her money on plastic surgery, so when she died by the car, god didn't recognize her from all the plastic surgery.
2007-03-06 12:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by habeebladen 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just like God said, "Giiiiiirrrrrlllll, I didn't even recognize you". It means the ambulance hit and killed her because God thought she was someone else and not the woman who he promised a long life to, because she looked completely different after her surgeries.
2007-03-06 20:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Just me near dc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How don't you get this? God told her she would live till ninety but she got so many plastic surgeries that God didn't even recongnize her
2007-03-06 20:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, so when god told her to live till 90, she spent her money on plastic surgery, so when she died by the car, god didn't recognize her from all the plastic surgery.
2007-03-06 20:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
She changed her appearance so much with all the plastic surgery he thought she was someone else.
2007-03-06 21:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋