A magician at a club gets a man from the crowd and says he'd like a hand with his next trick.
"I want you to smack me in the temple as hard as you can with this mallet when I raise my hand."
The guy says ok and gets the mallet ready. The magician gets ready and lays his head on a block of concrete and puts a small towel on the side of his head exposed to the guy from the crowd. "Ready!" says the magician and the guy from the crowd swings the mallet down as hard as he can. DING!
10 years later the magician wakes from his coma, opens his eyes and says "ta daaaaa!"
2007-03-06 12:28:35 · 22 answers · asked by Question 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-06 12:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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