husband insisted that all the lights were turned out - everything in complete darkness. So, after all that time, the wife finally decided this is totally rediculous & one night, in the middle of a passionate session, she switches on the lights. She looks down & sees that her husband is using a VERY life-like battery operated s*x toy!.
She goes ballistic & screams at him "You're impotent! How could you lie to me for all these years?! You'd better explain yourself, right now!"
The husband looks straight at her and calmy says. "Okay. I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids"...
2007-03-06 12:21:14 · 15 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I can explian were the kids came from..lol
2007-03-08 09:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea haha the way i heard it was that the man was using a cucumber and the woman was like, "Ahhhhhhhhh how could u" and the man was like, "Yea and where did these kids come from?" xp funny
2007-03-06 12:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by future actress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry honey i posted this joke 3 weeks ago,you will have to quicker than that to beat me.
I think im going to start charging for people using my jokes on this web site....
STILL FUNNY THO CHECK OUT MY JOKES THE POD1....
2007-03-06 12:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by THE VIOLATER 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Giggle.
2007-03-06 12:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Great punchline! 10/10!
2007-03-06 12:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!
2007-03-06 12:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny
2007-03-06 12:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-06 12:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
lmao
2007-03-06 12:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
u made a funny
2007-03-06 12:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by funki15munki 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋