Well it was a stormy night and my girlfriend got all frisky with me cause we were drunk of lemonade, she reached at my leg and and grabbed my pipi so i grabbed her baby maker. After that her and I just got it going and it came down to her shoving a toy car up my rectum. It was painful but she held me at gun point because we were so drunk off lemonade. Should I get help?
2007-03-06 12:20:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Aren't you the same guy that said you shoved a baseball bat in there last week and liked it?....a toy car should be nothing for you then
2007-03-06 12:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im going to give you step by step instructions on how to shoot a gun...
1. most important... clean it out, so it doesnt miss fire...
2. Open the barrel..
3. Insert bullet into barrel.
4. Close Barrel..
5. Cocke the Trigger...
6. Open mouth..
7. Stick tip of gun in mouth.
8. Bite down on gun and worry about what your about to do..
9. Pull trigger...
10. It missfired, so pull it one more time..
11. All your problems are now solved.
Gl with that one...
2007-03-06 12:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drunk off lemonade? Classic.
You both need help.
2007-03-06 12:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by Radio Flyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call a toy tow truck to get it out.
2007-03-06 12:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by The JZA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Help needed for both of you.
2007-03-06 12:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by whatsupppppp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its still in there, yeah you need help quickly if it hasnt pooped out yet, it could have scratched your rectum, you need a rectal exam make sure everything is ok
2007-03-06 12:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mr_wall2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need help. and stay off the lemonade werido.
2007-03-06 12:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her back by getting her pregnant then eating her fetus
2007-03-07 09:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by fetus eater 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah....just ignore the honking noises out of your butt in the middle of the night
2007-03-06 12:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you both need mental help.
2007-03-06 12:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by Canadian Chick Eh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋