Many of my neighbours have set up a neighbourhood watch, the sad gits. We live in a quiet cul-de-sac where nothing happens. The only time burglar alarms go off are when some old pillock can't work out how to set it properly and the only night time intruders are the foxes round the bins.
It does seem something of a waste of time and effort - so I was thinking that since I have no intention of joining their curtain twitching group, should I provide some entertainment by getting done up in camoflage kit and prowling round the gardens at night?
I could maybe branch out into pinching washing off lines and disturbing the peace.
What do you think?
2007-03-06 12:11:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well why the hell not? a change is as good as a rest or so they say. good luck with that xx
2007-03-06 12:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥Cat Lady♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds awful. i've got faith for you. My guess is that if sufficient each physique is vigilant, that for the period of a few unspecified time interior the destiny, somebody will see something or discover out something which will enable the prowlers to be caught. it somewhat is not a comforting concept interior the quick term, yet issues like this frequently take time. at last, the persons in contact make a mistake and get caught, or tell somebody what they're doing and then it gets lower back to somebody, or via coincidence somebody notices something out of the trouble-free. Are the police coming around extra frequently to envision on issues at night? additionally, has the media reported something that could make the final inhabitants extra responsive to what's happening so as that human beings could properly be on their look after?
2016-12-18 16:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by condon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes ! I think that's` a great idea ! I`m not so sure about pinching off the washing line though. Providing you don`t do any `nicking`, if you get caught by the blue-rinse brigade, you can always make out that you are looking for your cat! Ha, that made me laugh, thanks.
2007-03-06 12:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if you are as sad as your neighbours, otherwise why don't you take up a ridiculous hobby such as night bird watching to combat your boredom.
2007-03-11 05:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be right bring your neighbourhood down to the level of the rest of them DOH.
2007-03-10 03:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about throwing yourself infront of a speeding inter-city 125?
2007-03-06 16:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by fleshflayer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just count yourself lucky that it's so safe. not the case where I live- South London. Want to swap? You'll have lots of excitement around here.
2007-03-06 12:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But...but...if you do that, you won't have as much time available to post here!
*sniff*
Oh, well, if you must. We can be supportive, I suppose.
No, really, it's okay. No, you can go. We'll suffer through your absence. No worries.
...are you still here?
2007-03-06 12:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Brendan 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I could sell tickets.
2007-03-10 14:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'll get hauled off to jail, that's what. And you called them gits!!
2007-03-06 12:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by blondee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋