There is a smart guy and a dumb guy who take a job interview. The dumb guy (Bob) asks the smart guy (Mike) if he could copy the his answers. This is an oral and written test. Bob goes up first...
The interviewer asks Mike his questions first.
Who is the president of the United States?
Mike replies "It changes every four years but is currently George Bush."
Next question.....
When did America reach its independence?
Mike replies "They struggled in the 1700's but reached independence in 1776."
Final question....
Can children got to space?
Mike replies "Scientists are currently researching that now but when I find out, I will tell you.
Then Bob goes up. The interviewer can see that he is kind of dumb so she asks him easy questions.
Who is your father? the interview asks.
Bob looks off Mike's written report and replies "It changes every four years but is currently George Bush."
Then she asks him an easier question.
"When were you born?" Bob looks of Mike's report and says "
2007-03-06 11:51:23 · 14 answers · asked by GBPfan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"They struggled in the 1700's but reached independence in 1776."
Are you mental she asks.
Bob looks off of Mike's paper and replies
"Scientists are currently researching that now but when I find out, I will tell you."
2007-03-06 11:52:48 · update #1
OH MY GOSH! 110/100! SO FUNNY! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!
have a good evening
2007-03-06 12:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol 9/10
2007-03-06 20:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! 10/10.
2007-03-06 19:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-03-06 19:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololol.. that was really funny! Do you do stand up, or was that just random fun? thats pretty cool!
2007-03-06 20:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy ******* ****!!!
Thats some funny stuff man!
2007-03-07 14:39:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice
2007-03-06 20:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-03-06 22:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wuz really good lol
2007-03-06 20:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by spykz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was so not funny.
2007-03-06 19:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Ugly Duckling 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋