1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Give yourself a swirly.
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "the sun! It's dying!!"
7. Run into walls.
8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
9. Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.
10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11. Pretend to worship the Devil.
12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"
13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14. Run in circles.
15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
16. Pretend to beat yourself up.
17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
18. Slither everywhere.
19. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement
any others?
2007-03-06 11:09:55 · 15 answers · asked by ♦Ðéjà~♠~\/û♦ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
any other that you can think of? and if you like them tell me and I'll post the rest.
2007-03-06 11:10:29 · update #1
That's just going to land you in a straight jacket.
My personal favorite was cussing around my grandparents, and then saying "Well MOM says it ALL THE TIME!" when they'd scold me for it, heh.
2007-03-06 11:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jadalina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres some:
1. Say "what or why" after everything they say
2. Start talking during TV shows, and stop when they pause and during commercials.
3. Move stuff around in the bathroom and in the kitchen.
4. Stare at them for long periods of time.
5. Narrate every move they make. (E.g.: She walks into the kitchen and moves towards the cupboards. She opens it and pulls out two, no three plates. Along that line.........)
Hehehe, enjoy!
2007-03-06 11:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ideas!
My favorite is to talk about the stupid school projects I did back in second grade and how cute I was... it drives them crazy!
2007-03-06 11:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretend to be asleep when you got to get up for school i did when i was at school. but now my 4 kids do half what you have posted an it drives me mad
2007-03-06 11:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah what a wonderous student...and a total waste of talent...go to work !!!!
Find out how to become responsible for yourself....LOL
2007-03-06 11:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rather I particularly have in no way been in this occasion yet we could faux for a 2nd that I particularly have been. it particularly is your toddler...you, for sure are your mothers toddler so she THINKS that she has to toddler her toddler's toddler... yet i'm constructive which you spotted that lol. however the ingredient is...its not her concern. you are able to desire to maybe, i don't understand, take her out to lunch, someplace that she with a bit of luck won't act out and yell irrationally (andpersistent separate so as quickly as its all suggested and carried out you are able to go away one after the other) and clarify which you fee and take exhilaration in her enter and you will not hesitate to ask in case you prefer it. yet you in addition to would desire to improve your toddler the way you prefer to. you should ask her to do issues for you like, making plans a bath, or helping you place up a nursery so as that she does nevertheless sense in touch nevertheless. And as unhappy because it sounds in case you're particularly irritating approximately protecting mom happy, maybe you should in simple terms think of up "busy paintings" for her. Like ask her to look up what variety of vehicle seat may well be suited blah blah blah (whether you do not probable care, it will make her sense such as you nevertheless prefer her help and would save her from giving her own undesirable advice) if it gets to undesirable and she or he keeps throwing temper tantrums...i might in simple terms end speaking to her and that i might, frivolously, state that it particularly is your toddler and you are able to desire to hardship approximately elevating her or him and which you do not have time to handle her infantile antics alongside with it. And finally, i don't probable think of that because of the fact the grandmother she will take you to courtroom to verify your toddler. yet who is conscious lol i'm hoping each and every thing works out for you and that i'm hoping you have a alluring happy healthful toddler...and a alluring happy healthful mom while it particularly is all suggested and carried out
2016-12-18 07:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. it depends on your age. it youre 8, then whatever. they will probably just think youre a normal kid getting on their nerves. if youre 16, they may take you to go see a therapist. haha
2007-03-06 11:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by hannah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that would annoy my parents. But then they would just look at me like im an idiot like they always do! lol =]
It sounds like fun though...
2007-03-06 11:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by ~*Amanda*~ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i do the mooing thing to my mom all the time thats funny
2007-03-06 11:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by kittykitty9524 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is hilarious! I used to repeat everything my mom said when she was on the phone....drove her NUTS
2007-03-06 11:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋