yes, yes, oxymoron as it is but a blonde wants to know some other blonde jokes...be nice...
2007-03-06 11:05:44 · 7 answers · asked by Amanda 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
From the White-Out on the screen.
2007-03-06 11:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by cmdruser 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, red head, and brunette, are on an Island and need to swim back. The red head swims 1/8 of the way then gets tired and comes back. the brunette goes 1/4 of the way, then gets tired and comes back. Last, the blonde tries, she swims 1/2 way ther then thinks she can't make it so she comes all the way back.
Ha ha.
A blonde brunette and red head are running away from police men when they come across a barn. they go in, find three potatoe sacks then dump them out, and climb in. Soon, the police men come in. First the police man hits the bag with th e brunette in it . He hears meow,meow, and thinks its just a cat. He hits the bag with the red head in it and hears ruff, ruff, so he thinks its a dog. Last he hits the bag with the blonde in it and hears, potatoes.
Ha, Ha
A blonde police lady catches a blonde lady speeding and pulls her over. She asks for the ladies license. So, the lady starts looking. Then, the lady looks up and asks, " wait, what does a license look like again?". the police women says it has a picture of you and some othe stuff. So the lady starts looking through her purse and pulls out a hand mirror. The police lady asks for it and then looks at it real deeply then says," If I knew your were a police lady I never would of puled you over"
HaHa
2007-03-06 20:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell if another blond has been using the computer?
She wrote on top of the white-out.
What do you call a blond that dyed her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a brunette between two blonds?
An interpretor.
Why did the blond climb on top of the restaurant?
Someone told her dinner was on the house.
How can you tell if a blond is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
2007-03-06 19:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
2007-03-06 19:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, Brunett, and a red head.
They are in a farmers barn when they here the farmer comming so they hide in potato sacks.
the farmer kicks the potato sack with the brunette in it and she barks.
He kicks the red head and mewos.
He kicks the blonde and she yells potatos.
(i am a blonde to)
2007-03-09 12:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you drown a blonde
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2007-03-06 19:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by gabbi r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai7CNkmD3D40h22wSoiRz_vWxQt.?qid=20070306160544AAsWC8N
These are pretty funny!
2007-03-06 19:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋