while i was lieing to my parents about starting fires and stealing a few books of matches, the books of matches lit off of each other in my pocket and set my pants on fire.
i then ripped them off and ran through the house to my room.
my parents had company that day.
what should i do?
2007-03-06 10:49:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell them that you were showing that spontaneous combustion is a serious problem in the world and you need cash to make a movie showing the dangers.
of course you may want to do that while in the bath tub just in case ; )
2007-03-07 07:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sue the company that made the matches, sounds like a faulty and dangerous product to me. Was there a waring on the package about storing the book in ones pocket??
Just kidding! Laugh about it, like someone said already in a few it will be funny to all.
2007-03-06 23:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by kkobani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this sort of thing in the sixties, not pretty man! Only lie when Your naked, preferably with a woman.
2007-03-06 18:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liar liar, pants on fire,
Hang your breeches on a rusty wire!
2007-03-06 18:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop lying.
2007-03-06 19:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blackmail the company into believing that they never saw you.
2007-03-06 18:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Blackbird 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should realize that in a couple of years everyone will think that **** was really funny...
2007-03-06 18:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that will happen occasionally...wear the cotton underwear your mother bought you...it helps.
2007-03-06 18:52:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dang, Dolores beat me to it!
2007-03-06 19:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop lying about lying!
-Seeker
2007-03-06 18:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by Seeker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋