Friday afternoon, the rush hour bus is jam-packed with commuters. Everyone was feeling like sardines in a can. People stood face-to-face, back-to-back.
A young woman was wearing a miniskirt was feeling particularly uncomfortable with her situation.
As if feeling discomfort, a construction worker behind her said, "Pardon me, miss, but that thing pressing into your back is my weekly pay ... today they only paid us hard cash!"
"I don't mind your hard cash," replied the woman, "but how do you explain your pay increase since the last stop?"
2007-03-06 10:19:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolololooloololololo roflmfao thats sooooooooooo funny where did you get that one? Its the best of the day!
2007-03-06 10:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless but funny. 8/10.
2007-03-06 12:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes. "Hard cash"... heh. Sounds like something I might hear out of Lystrata. ;)
2007-03-06 10:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by xParadox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-06 10:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by ginarn1994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah right?
2007-03-06 10:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 05:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by beth b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...sorta nasty funny?
2007-03-06 10:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋