My internist told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I agree, but my body is out of shape, so I've worked out this easy daily program which can be done anywhere and any time:
Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.
Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.
Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.
Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.
Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.
Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.
Whew! What a workout!
2007-03-06 10:17:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where'd you hear this? This is probably the most clever joke I've heard on Yahoo answers, lol
2007-03-06 10:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by xParadox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I really like this. I will be starting this workout Monday.
Definitely
2007-03-11 04:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by styles4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS EXCELLENT
Great job!!! You and I have a lot in common I have a similar workout lol good job 10 *** s for you
2007-03-11 09:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, printing off to put on the fridge!
2007-03-12 03:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha. =D
2007-03-06 10:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it
!the workout is saing the stuff that is your plan!
that is good haha!
2007-03-06 10:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet there are not too many people that can keep up with you !!!!.......including me !!!!
2007-03-06 10:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow you must be really fit
2007-03-10 20:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that
2007-03-12 03:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go darling, and please double up for me.
2007-03-06 10:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋