Heard this at work today from a guy and thought it was too funny: "My ex-girlfriend's sister's ferret died and they are having a funeral for it today and I have to go to it". So I have to ask- what's your worst excuse to miss work?
2007-03-06 10:14:26 · 10 answers · asked by Velvet Princess 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Call your boss and tell her you're having a problem with your eyes......
You just can't seem to see your self going into work today =)
2007-03-06 12:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Kara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to a concert on a wednesday night. My boss told me he would be suprised if I showed up the next day. After the show, I went to a bar with some friends for a few drinks. We met some people that were staying at a nearby hotel, and we retured to their hotel room for some drinks. 8:30am rolls around and I am so wasted, and I had to be at work 30 minutes ago. I called my boss and told him I was drunk. He laughed, and said "see ya friday"
2007-03-06 10:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by yellow_raven1978 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...that sound's hilarious, I've used "the flu" also known as,"Im taking a flight south for some sunshine."
2007-03-06 14:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explosive Diarhea...it works very well. You will never get requests for clarification.
2007-03-06 10:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Doug M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've used to diarrhoea thing many times! Noone ever asks any questions and you always get away with it!
2007-03-06 10:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by starla_o0 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one is pretty good and one of the best I have ever heard.
2007-03-08 19:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've called in dead, but said I'd be back on Monday.
2007-03-06 11:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'm lost, & don't think I can find the office ... I may have taken a road that lead me outta state.
Where am I anyway?
Can you send someone to get me?
... Dunno where I am, I'm across the street from the donkey farm on the pay phone ... no, my cell phone died last night ... help me please!!!"
2007-03-06 11:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time my seat belt broke. another time, i told them i bonked my head and im delusional (i do data entry). another time i told them i had bad gas, and i told them it was too cold to go outside....
2007-03-06 11:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by Kelsey Renee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lost my glasses-can't see myself coming in.
2007-03-07 09:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by denny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋