well now that you do know, will you be more careful with what you say?
Love and blessing
2007-03-06 10:10:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, Faby, thank you telling my minions.
(*Sobs uncontrollably*) - Damn it, people, stop making fun of me, OK? I'm the son of God, OK? I don't need no sh*t."
2007-03-06 10:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suppose he does. I saw a couple of dozen guys named Jesus down at the home depot this morning. Now if you want a good hypothetical about what the historical religious leader might be like today read a couple of books by Phillip Jose farmer. River-world, and other Short stories., and Jesus Christ on Mars are both very good.
2007-03-06 18:21:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has to log on? Lol. What's his username - ChristDudeAD?
You are missing the point - being an atheist means not believing, why then would an atheist care if Jesus is surfing the net checking up on all the naughty little boys and girls. Lol. No presents this year for me. No wait, that's the fat one.
2007-03-06 18:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Miss La La 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I shall pray for your soul. B/c if it's true and Jesus is reading what people write, he is really upset by what he is reading.
People posting questions attacking others for their religious beliefs. He didnt get converts by bashing people, name calling, and being rude to those who happened to be of another religion (since everyone he met was of a different religion).
He taught tolerance and love. Not judgement. He spoke about being humble, not showing vanity and a superiority complex.
Fabyolla, you should be concerned for your soul. Attempting to infuriate those who you claim to want to pray for is no way to make anyone have any respect for your religion.
For your soul and the religion you claim to love, I hope Jesus does not read R&S.
Love and blessings, but most of all
respect and tolerance!
2007-03-06 20:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by phantom_of_valkyrie 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If Jesus visits this website, then I'll continue to say what I'm saying even more strongly, in the hopes of convincing him to do the right thing. It would be immoral of me to be cowed by the thought of punishment when so many people's suffering could be instantly and effortlessly ended if God willed it so. If Jesus is going to kick my *** or something for speaking my mind, then so be it.
2007-03-06 18:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Rob Diamond 3 · 10⤊ 0⤋
roflmao. Sure... lots of guys named Jesus log into this web site. But its pronounced heyzeus, don't you know?
And since your Jesus is a fairy tale, why should I watch what I say so long as it isn't a blatant insult to anyone? And if I do insult anyone, your Jesus isn't going to do anything, but the Yahoo gods will.
2007-03-06 18:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I knew that. The Flying Spaghetti Monster told me so. Jesus and FSM are drinking buddies.
RAmen!
2007-03-06 18:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by catrionn 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Now the conflicted one has begun to have hallucinations.
We must all edit our thoughts, now, because Jesus is using his celestial laptop.
2007-03-06 18:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I've seen lots of them. Funny thing, though, they seem rather different! Not at all like the lord we all know and love.....
2007-03-06 18:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And his accounts keep getting deleted because instead of answering questions directly, he keeps going into these long stories that aren't about the subject.
2007-03-06 18:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by novangelis 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Is that Jesus Garcia or Jesus Lopez? I didn't realize that they still enjoyed the R&S section.
2007-03-06 18:13:06 · answer #11 · answered by taa 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋