After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my baby daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
Well," said the doctor, "Let me ask you this, how often do you have sex?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
2007-03-06 10:10:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was pretty funni!
2007-03-06 10:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaahhh hahaha. Didnt expect that one. 10/10.
2007-03-12 06:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 9/10 and very funny!
2007-03-06 18:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny conclusion!
2007-03-12 20:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was happening to stroll bye and was looking at this joke..
I AM A RED HEAD!
...that isnt a good joke..well it is but it offended me!
2007-03-06 18:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the Laugh!
I'm going home to make sure I have no rust!
2007-03-06 18:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kier22_2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that's funny
2007-03-12 13:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by Princess K! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
That was funny. :o
2007-03-06 18:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that lol
2007-03-12 08:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO cute!
2007-03-06 19:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by roos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋