A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
2007-03-06 10:08:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes get it.
2007-03-06 10:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool!!! awesome joke!!
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
2007-03-07 09:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but it's still very funny
2007-03-06 10:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO&PMS
that was below the belt
2007-03-06 10:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-06 10:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it`s so sad/funny `cos it`s true.
2007-03-06 10:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by amos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-03-06 10:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by theboo002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2007-03-06 10:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by R L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-06 10:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one thanks for the chuckle.
2007-03-06 10:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋