2007-03-06 09:44:31 · 28 answers · asked by the hood 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
my 6 yr old cousin was walking with his dad one day. It was very windy and made his eyes weep. He then said to his dad "why are my eyes crying im not sad?" god kids are cute
2007-03-07 08:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by susanmorrison_2007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is more something one of them did than said but... My daughter is 7 and when she started loosing her baby teeth several realtives said "have you been kissing the boys?" (is than a local myth or have others heard of it?). My daughter wanted a hamster so to save up she started chasing boys in order to make her teeth fall out faster so she'd get lots of money from the tooth fairy. She insisted it was working becuse she had more wobbly teeth.
But probably the time, aged maybe 2 or a bit less, when we were in Tescos cafe and her dad went to the toilets and she said really loudly "Is daddy doing a big brown poo now?" was funnier, although I didn't think so at the time!
2007-03-07 15:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by saarandom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a month ago me and my three year old son were in the car and he told me that he had to go potty. Well we were like 5 minutes away from where we were going so I asked him if he could hold it. He said he would try and I hurried as fast as I could to get there. Well as soon as we pulled up in front of my mother-in-law's house he said "Mommy, my wee wee is magic. I didn't have an accident" Oh my gosh just the look on his face and the way he said it was so hilarious.
2007-03-06 23:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by Kristin R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the other day my son 3 at end of May.
Told me and grandma he didn't want the lady to cut grandad's hair anymore because, he only had a little bit.
And also while I was relaxing in the bath he stated you have, you have got a winky mammy, he looked with his head to one side well a very little one any way not a hose pipe like mine, time for a lock on the door I think!!
2007-03-08 06:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago, when I was pregnant with my youngest my middle daughter and I were in Target....just a quick stop in for something that was on sale. It was the day before payday and all I had was the money for that one item. (it was the last day of the sale). I had explained to my daughter very carefully and clearly that we were just there for the one item and please don't bug Mommy for everything in the store. She was almost 3 and I got the prompt "Okay Mommy. I'll be good" in her most perfect baby voice. 15 minutes later I was still searching the store and ready to rip the hair out of my head from all the "Mommy can I's?". Desperately hanging on to my last shred of calm while saying "NO." She looked up, gave me a quick, sweet smile....put her hands on her hips....(she was sitting in the ever red buggy seat) and said loudly and clearly: "Mother, you do not rule my world!" in her perfect baby voice with a totally serious look on her little face. My instant reply? "Honey, not only do I rule your world, I rock it and don't you ever forget it!!" The giggles I heard in the back ground could not compare to the laughter we all still enjoy all these years later....and ya know...she still is a cute brat. lol :)
2007-03-07 01:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by Barbiq 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was travelling on a really busy ferry in the summer when my daughter decided to say very loudly "This is just like being on the titanic!" which aroused a few giggles from other passengers. She then went on to say "Yeah the titanic got a big hole in and sank and that boy and girl were running around and then he died, it's well good!" Not the best thing to hear when your on a boat in the middle if the sea, bt the people around us were in hysterics!!
2007-03-06 18:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right before my daughter turned 2 we'd had to do alot of driving around downtown Atlanta and anyone from there knows that you could drop the F bomb quite often from dealing with that horrible traffic. Well one day after being around there I'd had to stop at the grocery store. While we were walking in these really old people were going in the door just in front of us. Another man in the line saw them and recognized them and came running up to the older man and said how much he'd enjoyed going to his bday party....his 100th one! Well while they were talking me and my daughter are trying to get past but they were all older than dirt and couldn't hear me saying excuse me. I was trying to stay patient because afterall the man was 100! (You don't run into that very often!) Just as I feel like my head may explode b/c all I want to do is get in and get my groceries my daughter screams at the top of her lungs "f***ing move man!" I was so embarrassed but it was exactly what I was thinking! lol And yes he heard that and moved!
2007-03-06 20:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 19 months old. She doesnt pronounce her L's all the time so when she pointed to the clock she called it a c**k. I dont know why she did this next thing but she pinched her nose and said, "PU, stinky c**k" My mom didnt think it was funny when I told her about it, but I thought it was hilarious.
2007-03-07 14:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had two of my sons in the car one day, my 15 yr old and my 4 yr old
I asked my 15 year old if he had a good day at school, he replied no it was crap I had maths
My 4 yr old said I had maths today ( I was intrigued at this because he was a nursery) I said DID YOU
he said Yeah and pea's lol
He meant Mash (it was hilarious at the time xx)
2007-03-06 17:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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We were on the bus. My daughter was one of those very perfect little girls, her choice not mine, and people always noticed her.
It was rush hour. Suddenly her little voice, clear as a bell, rang around the bus as she asked, right out of the blue, "Mommy how many holes do I have down there?"
The bus went silent. I turned beet red I am sure.
I said to her, "When we get home we will look in one of Mommy's medical books and you can count them."
WHEW! Then people started to giggle .
2007-03-06 17:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋