I have three, 1st. why was the small strawberry upset? Because it's parents were caught in a jam.
2nd. Did you know that cows are outstanding in their flieds? [must tell joke when people are talking abot work]
3rd what does a camera and a comdon got in common? they both catcha those special momments
2007-03-06 09:43:10 · 5 answers · asked by MousieLovesGod 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The elephent jokes are the worst.
how do you shoot a blue elephant?
with a blue elephant gun!
how do you shoot a pink elephant?
you hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
There foot prints in the butter!
2007-03-06 10:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by yuuki chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can u tell the difference between a rich black man and a poor black man?? the poor black man has to wash his own Cadillac
2007-03-06 18:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by smokehaus420247 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
joke: what do you call a jewish dolphin? a JEW-phin
2007-03-06 17:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by rip sniper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hate them!
2007-03-06 17:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥yuki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-03-06 17:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋