If people dont have anything nice to say then why say anything at all?

Question

i asked for advice on travel and got called niave, i'd prefere the advice? any good jokes to be cheery?? lol

Answer 1

Yes, the joke is on the rude ones. I imagine they do not have money for a holiday trip to the loo across the road and are merely jealous.

A good many gits come out at times round these parts.

--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 2

Most people do it to feel good about themselves. In putting someone else down they instantly make themselves feel bigger and more important. Also it tends to be a social thing, the bigger and scarier you are the more 'friends' they get. (often with kids)


A man wakes up in the morning and turns to his wife who's already awake and says ' I had a wet dream about you last night' and the wife replied 'Really? What was it?' The husband lays back down on the bed and says 'Well, i dreamt that you were in a car accident......i pissed myself I was laughing that much!!!'

Answer 3

A woman calls a plumber to fix her sink. However she would not be there when he came by so she told him where she would hide the key and to leave the bill on the table.
She told him not to fear the dog, even if it looked evil as sin. However, he was not to say anything to the parrot. "Don't say a word to it! NOT A WORD!"
The plumber shows up and sure enough the dog looked evil as sin but left him alone. The plumber went right to work.
As he was working the parrot kept badgering him and cussing him out. Finally the man lost his temper and yelled at the bird saying "Shut up you stupid bird!"
At this the parrot looked at the man and said
"Go get him Spike!"

Answer 4

There are some sarcastic people about. You just ignore them.

What goes ha ha ha crash? A man laughing his head off.

Why do ducks go out in the rain? Because they're quackers.

How do you start a flee race. 1, 2, flee go!

the oldens are the best. I think so anyway. :-)

Answer 5

Its a simple answer - they can get 2 points for their answer, whatever they say. And normally, people who don't say anything much, get called snobby or moody and if they say something, u know..... And such is life. Its been a beautiful day, that's enough to make me smile...but then I'm quite naive too.

Answer 6

I agree just because you ask a question it doesn't make you naive. Who ever said that must be highly intelligent and know all there is to know. Some people are just rude its the world we live in.

Answer 7

On my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a big $50.00 bill and said, 'Son. you are a man now, it's time that you prove your worth; go to town and buy yourself some sex.
I was very happy; I ran to tell granny who lived on the hill. Granny told me I didn't need to go to town to buy sex; she took the $50.00 bill and gave me some sex.
When I got back home all smiling, dad asked me where I have been; I told him I gave granny the $50.00 bill and she gave me some sex; dad was very angry and whipped my butt; so I said, 'Dad, how come you have sex with my mother every night and I never get angry with you but now that I had sex with your mother, you get mad? Is this fair dad?"

Well, you asked for a joke!

Answer 8

Some people take pleasure in making people feel stupid. Never try arguing with such idiots, people watching might not know the difference.

Answer 9

Oh i know how u feel! i asked for stories about police pulling u over, after it happened to me sat, and i called the question 'sympathy please' being sarcastic and all i got was grief! some people take this site waaaay to seriously. -A woman is on hol in the carribean, and after meeting a sexy black man she has wild passionate sex with him. Afterwards, she asks him his name, 'my name is snow' he replies, she starts laughing, and the man asks why, 'my husband will never believe i had 10inches of snow in the carribean!' heehee made me laugh

Answer 10

That's once sure thing on here, plenty of ones trying to be smart. Just ignore the rude ones, they're not that clever anyway. They're more to be pitied than scolded!