Me and my friends are looking to have a laugh. Does anybody know any good blonde jokes or any other kind of joke?
2007-03-06 08:09:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs 2 bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees 3 nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice, and three times, but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells. "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"
2007-03-06 08:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by jordanjudy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Any other, eh? You got it!
- 2 hunters are hunting, right? Well, one uses his scope on the other hunter's house and says "Dude, your wife's cheating on you again!" The other repied with "I've had enough of her! Shoot her in the head and him in his manhood!" So the other says "That'll be easy! I'll get that in 1 shot!"
Funny, huh? Oh? Another?
-This guy was moping at a bar, staring at his drink, right? Well, a big guy walks up and drinks it and laughs in his face. So the guy started crying and the big guy says "It was only a joke, man! I'll get you another one!" and the cryer says "That's not it! First, my car breaks down, then I'm late for work, then my boss fires me, then I go home to find my wife cheating on me, then as I was going to put my miserable life tro an end you come and drink my poison!"
LOL
2007-03-06 16:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Link 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A young woman said to her docter.."you have to help me, i hurt all over!"
"What do you mean?"said the docter.the woman touched her right knee with her index finger,"OW that hurts." Then she touched her cheek and again yelled,"ouch that hurts too."
The doctor asked:are u a natural blonde?
The blonde says:why yes i am
The doctor:I thought so......You have a sprained finger
2007-03-06 17:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by daddyslilangell07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the diference between a blond and sunglasses?
A: Sunglasses sit higer on your face
2007-03-06 16:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how you get that hair in your mouth,.??
2007-03-06 16:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋