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Phone rings, hi honey, it's mama. How are you daughter,
Mama,I'm so ill,
daughter daughter, I'll come over and take care of you, you go to bed and rest.

I'll wash the dishes,
see to the children,
do the ironing,
get the shopping
cook the dinner,
I'll clean the house.
Scrub the floors

But daughter, how's husband, Lenny?

LENNY, WHO IS LENNY? your husband daughter.
My husband name is JOE.
Mama says, is that freemont 2000, NO! This is Freemont 6000

Oh, says mama, sorry, wrong number,
Daughter says, does that mean you're not coming!

AH!

I don't tell jokes that well, you usually get the end first

2007-03-06 07:42:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I did warn you FD!

2007-03-06 07:51:50 · update #1

Thanks Buddy, you even look as though you are laughing!

2007-03-06 07:54:21 · update #2

22 answers

very good x

2007-03-06 08:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Funny

2007-03-06 07:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Painful

2007-03-06 07:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by king_sigh 3 · 2 0

Its a bit long winded but funny none the less

2007-03-06 07:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by AnyaNledo 3 · 1 0

funny

2007-03-06 08:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Me 2 · 1 0

I think it's funny

2007-03-06 07:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 1 0

haven't heard it before. not bad, didn't guess the punchline x

2007-03-06 07:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by aria 5 · 1 0

poor

2007-03-06 07:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what happened to the joke?

2007-03-06 09:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

nice

2007-03-06 07:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by hunter 3 · 1 0

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