April Fools Day Jokes? I need help!?

Question

My friend and I are trying to plan ahead and come up with some AWESOME April Fool's Day jokes because normally they are always really lame. We've got a few tiny ones already, but we'd really like some more and we are not the type of people who are creative like that and can come up with them. So got any suggestions??

Answer 1

OMG i did this to my mother last yr & she got rly pissed, but it was worth it. (you may have already heard of it...quite popular, but i'll say it anyhow)

so you know those spray triggers on your kitchen sink? well take clear tape and tape the trigger down so that when someone turns on the faucet, the water comes out the sprayer instead of the faucet. it's rly funny to watch. they're like "OMGZ water, sjdfioajsofid" just make sure you point the nozzle toward where someone would stand to wash their hands or w/e.

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Answer 2

Celebrate National Atheists Day this April 1st

Answer 3

OK IF YOU AVE A LITTLE BRO OR SIS tell them u r plannin a surprise holiday 4 dat day an pack suitcases 4 every1 an on april fools day,u no da rest! Works a charm!

Answer 4

Call a parent, adult child or sibling. Block your phone number before you dial if they have caller i.d. Ask for the person you're pranking in a formal manner. Address them in a formal manner when they answer, using their first & last name (is this Mr. John Doe) then tell them you're from the Association for Reuniting Biological Relatives & that you think you've found their (son or daughter, an illligitimate child given up at birth, if you're pranking your parent) (you've found their biological mother or father if you're pranking your adult child who always thought YOU were their parents) (you've found their biological brother or sister if you're pranking your sibling) Be ready to make up professional answers when they start asking for proof that you've got the right person & listen to them sweat! (NOT a good prank for relatives with bad heart conditions!)

Answer 5

do like bart simpson does and take a can of beer or soda and shake it up a lot and put it back in the fridge (just make sure someone else opens it:)). or wat works nicely is inconspicuously using a rubberband or scotch tape to like keep the little handheld sprayer on the kitchen sink on so that when someone goes to turn on the sink it sprays all over them

Answer 6

Tell your friends your going to washington to marry George Bush and that they are invited. Show them a plane ticket. Give them a wedding invitation. Let the local press know and see if they will do a fake broadcast for you.

Answer 7

want to know some jokes, huh? here's one, april fools

Answer 8

if you can get someones car keys wait till they park their car then move it somewhere else (safe with no damage) then call them as a tow company.

Answer 9

There is something quite pressing that I must make clear immediately.
I am afraid I am going to have to take that donut. That donut with the chocolate frosting. The one with the soft, fluffy cake and the white-paper wrapper. Yes, the donut that is virtually indistinguishable from the 16 to 20 other donuts around me at this time.
This is the sole donut I have singled out. Granted, it happened to be the first to enter my field of vision as I came in the room.
The donut situated in that location is the donut of my desire. The one at which I am at this moment intently staring. That is the donut that I will shortly be removing from its wrapper and consuming. The sooner you grasp the reality of this, the easier it will be for all of us.
While the donut in question is not, at this time, officially "mine," I wish to make it known, in no uncertain, vague, or ambiguous terms, that under absolutely no circumstances will anyone other than myself be eating that donut.
And, yes, this remains true regardless of anyone else's opinions, plans, or intentions vis-à-vis the donut and the eating of the donut. These are the facts as they stand. I fully intend to make that donut there exclusive to my own ingestion, and I can only hope to convey the extreme level of urgency with which this statement is intended.
I am told there are other donuts available elsewhere, and, yes, it was certainly a nice gesture to have donuts for all to share. I am aware of the myriad arguments against my eating this donut. Yet I fail to see what any of these disputations have to do with me. No one understands better then me the complex yet inevitable future of that donut, with its multi-chocolate sprinkles, as it pertains to my gullet.
Unfortunately, a compromise of any kind is not going to be a possibility at this point. For I am willing to undertake any task, move any mountain, do all within my power in heaven and earth, to lay my teeth into that specific tasty confection.
I am taking that donut.
And there's no conceivable series of events whereby anyone other than me is eating it.
I'm not referring to the white-powder chocolate one, or that one over there with green frosting, or any other donut here or anywhere ever in the history of time. Rather, I am resolute and steadfast in my unblinking fixation on a very specific donut now almost within arm's reach, with a lopsided top and an appealing pile of crumbs surrounding it.
Undoubtedly, my plans do not include walking across the room to the box of donuts from whence this donut originally came. I want the chocolate one. I do not care whether or not there are numerous chocolate ones "exactly like it" in the aforementioned box. I am not interested in irrelevant information about other donuts. No, the truth is, that chocolate donut that I previously indicated is the donut for me.
I do not want to hear about the donut place down the street that delivers. Nor do I wish to recall the donut from last week that was given me despite others obvious eagerness to eat it themself. Those are entirely different, separate donuts that have no bearing on my relationship with the one in question, the one I have selected. Those are abstract donuts that, as of now, exist only in the mind—purely hypothetical donuts that have no constructive place in this scenario.
In no way are any personal dynamics, motivations, or animosities entering this equation. It is simply a matter over which no one has any control. The matter of the donut is not open to negotiation.

Answer 10

kidnap ur friend and offer a ransom to his parents