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i turn the gas off,
when i turn me bacon over!!!

2007-03-06 07:27:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

hello mrs b yes dear its a laugh!!

2007-03-06 07:50:13 · update #1

20 answers

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE THAT CHEAP!WE SHOULD INFORM THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS...WE HAVE FOUND THE WORLD'S CHEAPEST MAN!!LET ME GUESS YOU BUY 2 PLY TOILET PAPER AND SEPARATE IT TO MAKE TWO SEPARATE ROLLS!OH NO, I AM PROBABLY GIVING YOU IDEAS!! JUST KIDDING I THINK YOU ARE FUNNY!!

2007-03-06 07:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by mrs.b 4 · 1 0

You can't be that tight if you turned the gas on in the first place. Tight and smart would be, borrowing some bacon and cooking the bacon over an open fire.

2007-03-06 07:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by trojan 5 · 1 0

I couldn't possibly do that, my bacon has to be cripsy don't care how much gas it would cost me. I do turn the shower switch off though while my partner is in the middle of having a shower - need to save the water

2007-03-06 07:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not that tight, but I do get annoyed if my family stands in front of the fridge with the door open very long. You just might have an obsession, I don't know!

2007-03-06 07:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by cowabunga mama 3 · 1 0

Yes...we have a fork in the sugar bowl...tea bags are hung out to dry next to the toilet roll..and the number of times i've been hit on the back of the head bending down to pick up coins

2007-03-06 08:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The irony here is it takes more gas to turn the burner back on and reheating to cooking temperatures then leaving it one when you turn the bacon.

2007-03-06 07:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by lots_of_laughs 6 · 1 0

Not me, but in my country, some cheap buttholes turn off the ignition while waiting for the traffic signal to go green.

2007-03-06 08:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by sreesh 3 · 1 0

Tight? You don't even rate! I used to know a guy who'd split a match four ways. Honest, it's true!

2007-03-06 08:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Im so tight... my son asked his dad..does mum water the water down?

2007-03-06 07:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 · 1 0

Nope...you are as tight as the paper on the wall. I am merely careful.

2007-03-06 07:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Thats pretty tight.

2007-03-06 07:30:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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