If you weighed the same as a duck would you be a witch?

Question

movie?

Answer 1

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What do you do with witches?
Burn them!
and what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches!!
Wood?
Good. Now why do witches burn?
because they're made of...wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead! Lead!
A Duck!
Exactly, so logically...
If she weighed the same as a duck...she's made of wood
and therefore....
A Witch!!!!

Answer 2

I guess so:

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

Answer 3

monty python and the holly grail...such a funny part, i'm going to go watch it now

Answer 4

logically..... yes!


(holy grail)