I've been married to my wife for 15 years. Time hasn't been kind to her. Should i offer to pay for a facelift , tummy tuck and liposuction for her.This would be expensive she needs a lot of work, or should i just leave her for someone younger?
2007-03-06 07:20:12 · 17 answers · asked by 2bitnobody 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First of all has she had any of your kids? That i really want to know.. who says your so hot your damn self? My husband is freakin hot, He works w/ tons of girls at the hospital who i kinow probably flirt w/ him, i am 31 i had our son, plus one to an ex, plus we have custody of his 2 boys so yes i have gained weight, but you know what he tells me every damn day how sexy i am. nor can he keep his hands off of me, and he works out every day so he is in good shape.. If u were my husbaqnd i would beat you like the little ***** you are! "Man" is a verb not a noun...it is something you do not something you just are... or r u too simple minded to know what i mean when i say that..maybe you can tell her hey baby i was think why dont we start going to the gym together, i think "I" not her "you" need to get into better shape, and what do you think of us maybe going to get some facials and manicures and you get your nails done? Then maybe the dermatoligist?? And then when she gets in better shape i hope she boots you to the curb
2007-03-06 07:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by laci 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why not ask her what she would want? Maybe she's happy with how she is, or unaware that you are having second thoughts. I wouldn't leave her based on what she looks like, as far as I can tell, that's not what marriage is all about.
And you never know, maybe she's unhappy with the way you look and having wandering thoughts, too.
Or, then again, life is so funny sometimes, that it just might work out that after you divorce her, she gets over you by working out at a gym, gets tone, and marries some complete stud who actually wants her for her mind, not what she looks like.
2007-03-06 15:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does she actually want those things? Cuz you're probably headed for divorce if you tell her she needs them. If you've been married for 15 years, you should be happy with her for her anyway.
2007-03-06 15:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe its been married to you for 15 years that hasnt been kind to her give her a real prezzi and shove off and i bet she will look 20 years younger instantly
2007-03-06 15:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by lainaloo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely! Pay for her surgeries!
Of course, you're going to get some work done, i.e. an "enlargement", so that she'll want to stay with you right?
2007-03-06 18:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you'd be better off taking out a life insurance policy and then calling a guy named "Vinny" to take her "out'.
2007-03-06 15:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by hag_in_heat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay her a boob job with her agreeing to let u play w/em any time u want.. right after that call her a prostitute and leave her.
2007-03-06 16:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Diz n Dat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pay for the works, and then i hope she leaves you and gets a younger man. that will serve you right.
2007-03-06 15:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by Feather Hailglitter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shallow git...your wife should be more to you than her face. by the looks of things she'd be better of without you
2007-03-06 15:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by Mcpirate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your sad man
i think you should tell her your a jerk first and why did u marry her in the first place
men like you are cruel
2007-03-06 15:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by badmannn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋