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If you follow scientific fact, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, so it should be much the same for Jesus.

If you follow scientific fact, however, you wouldn't believe in this resurrection/second-coming nonsense anyway.

2007-03-06 07:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0 0

With all the sarcasm you have in asking questions about Jesus, you obviously have some kind of problem right now... I would suggest you take your mental meds the Dr. prescribed and move on to things that were of real concern, unless of course you are getting your jollies waiting for people to answer you... Grow up!!!

2007-03-06 15:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by Its me!!! :) 4 · 1 1

He will land on highway 101 at 6 pm on a thursday night.

2007-03-06 15:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think a victory lap is in order

2007-03-06 15:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

From the east to the west.

2007-03-06 15:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by rezany 5 · 0 0

Which time? If it is the last time, Rev 19, it will likely be Armigeddon, for that is where the world will gather to make war against Him.

Trust me. You don't want to be there.

2007-03-06 17:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by jb 2 · 0 1

He shall come in a cloud, but everyone on earth will see Him. I can't wait!

2007-03-06 15:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!! 3 · 2 0

when he comes again, it will be diffrent. it will be world wide at theame time. an awesome book to read is the
'left behind series". and the movies are good too. =]

2007-03-06 15:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Gods Girl...check my new profile 3 · 1 0

His feet will touch the Mt. of Olives.

2007-03-06 15:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0 0

Oh, mah ol' dog has fleas! My poor ol' doggie! I done sprayed him,I done washed that ol' dog, but he's still a scratchin...O Lord, what can I do with ma ol' dog?

2007-03-06 15:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by magic Murr. 2 · 0 0

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