can any one help me make a list of things to yell at people from my car?

Answer 1

If you see a couple making out in the backseat or at a stoplight, scream "Don't forget to breathe!!"

My sister heard that one recently, wonder what she was doing???

Answer 2

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Hang up and drive

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an ***.

WANTED: a quickie?

Answer 3

To Anybody walking the streets: GET A JOB!
To Homeless People: YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY!
To Power Walkers: KEEP ON TRUCKIN, FATTY FATTY FAT FAT
To People You Know: [SCREAM]
To Kids on Bicycles: DACK DA-DACK DA-DACK! (just say it as loud and annoying as possible)
To Bad Drivers: Nothing. Just point at them menacingly. If they get out of their car, flick a switchblade out the window so they know you mean business.
To Fat People: I usually just throw food wrappers in my car at them and laugh derisively for a minute or two, then drive off.

And now you can be just like me while driving. Good luck, cap'n.

Answer 4

if someone just cuts you off or something yell
"where'd you get your license, a cereal box?"
"did you buy your license?"

i know more i just cant think of them

Answer 5

* I smell Cinnomon rolls

* My granny drives faster then you

* Stop Picking Your Nose

* I just P*ssed My pants!! (act really excited)

* Tell your mom I said THANKS!

Answer 6

Hey you, your tire is rolling......(At stop sign), wave and say your tire is not turning?.....Beep Beep......Get off the sidewalk,dummy..........AFLAC.....

Answer 7

Do I look Gay?

Answer 8

..three new volkswagons for under 17,000.......!!!