Does anyone have a good joke?

Question

I wanna laugh!

Answer 1

An old man, name Bill, is in a Nursing home. He is walking down the hall with his head hung low. The Nurse asks Bill you look sad. What's the problem. Bill points to his private area and tells her that everything died. The Nurse tells him that everything will be OK.

The next day, Bill is walking down the hall with his zipper open and exposing his private area. The Nurse tells Bill your zipper is open.

Bill looks at her and says it's OK...I'm having a showing!

I'll try another:

Two hunters, Jack and Frank, were in the forest. They see a big bear and it starts running after them. Jack stops, sits down, and puts on his running shoes.

Bill said what the heck are you doing? A big bear is attar us.

Frank said, I know. All I have to do is beat you!

Answer 2

An Amish family walk into the local mall. THe father and son get separated and decide to explore hte mall on their own. They come across an elevator, but don't know what it is.

As they're watching, an old lady in a wheelchair comes up to the elevator doors and pushes the up button. As the father and son watch, the doors open and she rolls in as the doors close behind her. The father and son watch the lights on top of the elevator go "1...2...3" and stop, then go back down, "3...2...1".

The doors open and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman steps out. Without taking his eyes off the woman, the father bends down to the son and says, "Go get your mother."

Answer 3

i don't know if you'll laugh or not but

this blonde walked in the laundry mat and said i need my sweater washed. the guy was talking on the phone so he didn't hear her and said come again. she said no, just ketchup