2007-03-06 07:01:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, and then the Kryptonite will warp his messiah brain and he'll go on a rampage to oust all the heretics.
2007-03-06 07:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ will not return in person but the line of prophets from
Adam , Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed is the standing testimony that God has not forgotten its children (you and me).
All you have to do is follow the latest religion in that line since Adam
ps: Buyers beware... religion is only for serious people with brains.
And the people who worship idols and fire and stones and images are just a confused bunch.
Like the hindus they think cows are god ... what madness and idiocity... and more over they worship a gigantic phallus
2007-03-06 07:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by coolGuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he'll arrive on the mount outside Jerusalem just as it is prophesied in the bible. If Daniel could prophecy the exact day the Messiah would arrive, you can safely bet that the bible is correct about where he will return. Your mocking will end in nothing and you will be humiliated for eternity if you continue with your behavior.
2007-03-06 07:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitley not Smallville.
His return will be to Jerusalem and the Mount of Olives, as prophesied.
2007-03-06 07:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was Superman who was in Smallville, you have your deities mixed up there, dude... I think it was a continuance of the series, not the Messiah coming back in the fall... What were you taking when you were watching TV???
2007-03-06 07:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by Its me!!! :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll land on the Temple mount in Jerusalem, be caught in a three-way battle, and head straight back home.
2007-03-06 07:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by porphyry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he's going to drop by Springfield first and have a Duff Beer with Homer
2007-03-06 07:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Might be in Whoville, with Little Wendy Who. Isn't that where one Christmas story took place?
2007-03-06 07:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, Hes coming to my house, were going to smoke a bowl and talk about silly people like you!
2007-03-06 07:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by arizonapolecat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Southpark.
2007-03-06 07:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋