You Know You're a Mother When ...
You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
Your kid throws-up and you catch it.
Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
As you cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.
You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.
You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"
You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.
You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything".
2007-03-06 05:47:42 · 53 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that is so true!!!!
All of it is so true especially the bathroom one. my 2 year old just figured out how to unlock the door but that's where i "used to hide" lol Good job oh the shaving your legs part I'm lucky if I get in the bathroom to do it lol
Anyways Great job keep up the good work
your jokes actually put a smile on my face here lately (which is hard to do right now) Thanks
2007-03-11 09:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u have a fabulous mind Tink
and ok so I was a single parent of 3 at one point and of 2 now as a man but still those things ring true. I was even indifferent to the possible consumption of faeces the other day and could have quite happily carried on munching breakfast or whatever. I am now also a lot less squeamish than b4 and I used to hide in the kitchen watching a portable telly occasionally! lol the one about the toast gave me a little heartburn i believe.
2007-03-07 13:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you are a mum when - you find toast in the D.V.D /Video machine. When you open your handbag and find it is full of crayons, tissues and small toys. You turn around in a store when any small voice calls "mummy". You can multi task and do 1000 things at a time and still sing a lullaby. You put of buying that designer dress to buy treats for your child. You queue for hours at christmas for that must have toy. You wake every morning to a bundle of fun that gives you wet kisses, asks loads of questions like if there is a speed of light what is the speed of dark?!!!! You thank your lucky stars every day that you are a mum. Power to us mothers!!
2007-03-06 06:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
10/10!!!!!
2007-03-13 15:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, the saliva on a hankie to clean the chocolate off your kid's face!
Memories of my childhood - and of my early motherhood.
So true!
2007-03-06 05:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bullseye
2007-03-13 14:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by Maka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U are so right. Being a mom is tough but u wouldn't trade it 4 the world. u are so funny but true.
2007-03-13 05:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by Spoiled Rotten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good girl and the wife says all true 10/10
2007-03-06 17:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to concur with you regarding those assessments regarding parenthood. I also believe that if you let this go to vote, ♥♥♥F♥♥♥ will vote for her answer 3 times.
2007-03-13 09:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by Georgie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey James G, its not a joke, its humor in real life! Very amusing (for parents anyway!)
2007-03-10 04:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by plainfieldcletusblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋