There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
2007-03-06 05:45:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
2007-03-06 05:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
6/10
2007-03-06 06:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-03-06 06:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think it's perverted. Basically it's saying that the priest is looking up the childs skirt.
2007-03-06 05:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by The Way 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit twisted but I just laughed out loud. Definitely deserve a star
2007-03-06 05:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by kronie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This priest.
He seems to spend an awful lot of time standing at the bottom of those stairs.
2007-03-06 06:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I gave you a star :-)
2007-03-06 07:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny (wrong but funny)...you got a star.
2007-03-06 05:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's funny
2007-03-06 05:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. It was rude. Rude jokes are almost always funny.
2007-03-06 05:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋