A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
The 5th Affair:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
2007-03-06 05:42:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
both of them oldies... but priceless.
2007-03-06 05:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-06 13:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like them both
2007-03-06 13:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Kristal E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-03-06 13:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by freebird31wizard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny :-)
2007-03-06 15:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were great. . . and your timing was perfect.
2007-03-06 13:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it ... !
2007-03-06 14:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by linuska94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋