What do you think? funny?

Question

A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't think so!"

Answer 1

nice one Tink. havnt heard that one!

Answer 2

I return your joke with one of my own (although not original):

Cinderella is now 75 years old when her Fairy Godmother reappears to check up on her. She asks how she is doing and she says, " Where the heck have you been! Prince Charming ran off with Sleeping Beauty 40 years ago. The castle went into foreclosure, and all I've been living here in this shack with nothing but this cat to keep me company!" Feeling ashamed that she fell down on the job, she grants Cinderella three wishes. Cinderella wishes for endless wealth, her youth and beauty back, and to have her cat turned into a handsome, young prince. The fairy godmother grants her all her wishes. As Cinderella was admiring her new found youth and beauty from the bedroom mirror in her castle, the handsome prince throws open the door, grabs her and kisses her passionately and whispers lovingly in her ear, "Boy, I'll bet you're p*ssed you had me neutered!"

Answer 3

helpful. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a female responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it somewhat is the terrific little gadget I actual have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not sparkling up that mess, i'm going to devour it!" She stated, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the capacity on yet!"

Answer 4

I don't like sauteed frogs legs can I give my share to the dog.

Answer 5

I love frogs legs

Answer 6

Wow Tink, food for thought indeed,glad im`e not a frog, but then again! if you was that princess ???????

Answer 7

Who was your plastic surgeon, Bozo the clown? Love the nose.

Answer 8

oooooooooow tink how cruel 10/10

Answer 9

Enjoyable, but a bit long

Answer 10

good one 10/10

Answer 11

Mmmmm nice!