i HAVE a FUNNY JOKE?

Question

so the story is:

There wuz this newly wed couple. and they wer pretty confortable with each other. the husband just started farting up a storm everyday and the wife said "if u keep farting ur gunna fart ur guts out". and he simply replies "oh that will never happen". one early morning she got an evil idea. she quielty went down stairs and got sum raw meat. she carefully placed it in his boxers and waited down stairs. she later herd a loud scream. 10 minutes later he comes down and she chuckles "wut happned hunny". he wuz scared and said "remember wen u told me that 1 day i wuz gunna fart my guts out? well it happend and with a little oil i wuz able 2 push it back in"

Answer 1

ahhhh that wuz great lmfao