I want to toast you Lord and thank you for what you have given me. 5 years ago I got a job as a legal secretary and screwed up as I am not very intelligent and got fired. I went to a bar and met a man who got me a job at the Tipsy Gypsy as a go go dancer. He was right, I make more money in a day there then I would have made in that stuffy law office. I am now getting my breasts done to a full C cup and I will make more money. I am going to open a Pitbull Rescue Mission in 3 more years and go around the city rescuing pitbulls. Jesus gave me this mission. He put it in my head and told me to carry it out. He loves me. He loves gay people and he loves black and white and wants us all to be happy. My aunt goes to a born-again church and she says the women in her church won't even wear shirts that don't cover their collar bones. How stuffy is that??? God gave me this hot body for income purposes and I thank him. Thank you Lord for giving me a plan. Save the Pitbulls.
2007-03-06 05:25:11 · 13 answers · asked by Barbara 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God Loves Strippers...
And so do I.
:)
2007-03-06 05:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I detect a lot of sarcasm and quite a bit of pride. Good that you are saving the dreadful Pit bull. How wonderful you have a great body. However for one who is supposedly following Christ your question lacks humility, which is part of the character of the Christian life. God would never lead a woman to work in a club as a dancer. You sound off the course to me.
2007-03-06 13:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a nice person apart from the religion problem. Pitbulls were bred to bite the balls off of bulls...it's true!!! I think they are unfortunately bred animals that can be sweet one minute then suddenly maul small kids (rip their faces off) and even adults without warning so I say keep the muzzle's on them and preferably don't keep them as pets.
2007-03-06 13:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does any of this have to do with God?
Do you think you can disregard your self-respect and call it a mission he commanded you to do? From the point of view of a father, how could he possibly be proud of you?
2007-03-06 13:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so sad that you can see it that way. Jesus isn't there w/ the champagne and although your mocking Him He still love you. I will be praying for you.
2007-03-06 13:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by astrafi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but Jesus is not in the champagne room...
God did not give you your supposedly hot body to make money with..
2007-03-06 13:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by karen_03625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no Jesus in the champagne room
2007-03-06 13:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by KryptonOne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Thanks.Drinking alcohol is a sin.
2007-03-06 13:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by JR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...If thou providest the champagne, I'd surely love to.
2007-03-06 13:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure thing....instead of judging your aunt why not love her?? mine is worse....she sounds like she just wants to be decent....love is better than hatred....
2007-03-06 13:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋