Assertive flirtation, and romantic eye glances. Act like you want it, and the rest will follow pretty quickly.
2007-03-06 05:15:23
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answered by Anonymous
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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
2007-03-06 05:29:01
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answered by Wonka 5
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You need to work on your self-esteem first, because if you can't strip, then how can you have sex? You have to have some increased self-confidence about your body first in order to be able to pleasure both you and your partner... I'd start this road to a sexual encounter by going to the gym first!
Then, get in a stable relationship with a man... and don't push him into sex. If you really love him, then you will wait for him to be ready and initiate it... then enjoy it together!!!
Or, if the sex is all you're looking for, you could always seek out a a gigolo... because those will do anyone who can afford it!
2007-03-06 05:18:05
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answered by -- 3
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Making sure that this is something you don't decide to do over night cause there are no refunds AT ALL. If you feel that this is the guy by kissing him will set everything off. It is my opinion that a kiss is a very passionate way to express yourself to someone. Trust me: He can tell that your are feeling him in that way by your body language and how you kiss him and hold him. Let things fall into place.
2007-03-06 05:24:35
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answered by shashauhhhgalore 2
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Wear a mini skirt and a blouse with the top two buttons left open. Use a push up bra and don't cross your legs when you sit. Put on some high heels. Whether or not you wear panties is up to you. A dab of perfume and you're on your way.
2007-03-06 05:22:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Flirting, eye contact, physical touch. It kind of starts like a snowball at the top of the hill and just gathers speed as it goes down.
2007-03-06 05:18:58
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answered by fnsurf 4
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If you just go into a public tavern and sit around by yourself
and are average looking encounters will happen with out you
having to think about it and follow natural progression. Guys
are easy.
2007-03-06 05:18:56
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answered by gv farmer 2
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Invite him over to stay the night, just to cuddle. It's easy from there bc you just have to rub your hands up and down him or around him, once you feel that hard thing pressin on your leg.... touch it. There is no way you are gonna get outta this one, you're gonn do it, no question and you might just look into his eyes and make him kiss you, Trust me, you got this!
2007-03-06 05:17:49
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answered by Michael M 3
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Well,you need to have a sexual gear ready in you within for this.Try to do all kinda titillating stunts but act as if u aren't doing it intentionally.Stay a little balanced while doing this act,u can easily arose any man.
2007-03-06 05:19:31
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answered by Desperate4YAnswers 2
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Maybe you can kiss the person and that may lead to other things. Or you can try given or asking for a massage. You can also wear lingerie, that usually gives a clear message, you wouldn't have to tell the person anything.
2007-03-06 05:19:12
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answered by TW 1
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