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Dear
Microsoft Technical Support,

I desperately need some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors
and also took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the
product
brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system
activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no
longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Saturday
Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I
cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run
any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,

(Ullu
No.1)

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THE REPLY:

Dear customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a
basic misunderstanding. Many men
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is
merely a
UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be
able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge
the program files
from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install
Girlfriend
8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in
manual under
alimony Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I
recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best
you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them,
you must
run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the
*Esc-key. It
may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully
eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0
although a very
high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of
it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and
Chocolates 5.0. Do
not under any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt
version) as
this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will
almost certainly crash. Thank you for using the programme!!!

PS: In no case try to install the free software
(Mother-in-Law 1.0) that comes
with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software would lead to
Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Good one

Answer 3

Pretty clever!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Answer 6

LOL!