A teacher asked her class, "what do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "all I want out of life is four little animals, just like Mom always says."
The teacher asked, "really and four little animals would that be?"
The little girl said, "a mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all."
The teacher fainted.
2007-03-06 04:39:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man was driving home late one afternoon, driving well abovethe speed limit, when he notices a police car with its redlights on in his rearview mirror. He thinks, "I can outrunthis guy!" So he floors it and the race is on. The cars areracing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures 'whatthe heck,' and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The policeofficer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leansdown and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and Ijust want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, mywife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiserin my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you ere trying to give her back to me!"
2007-03-06 04:40:26 · update #1
LOL.... thanks for the laughs....
2007-03-06 04:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by gina B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one this is the best one I heard so far now.Keep the jokes coming and keep me laughing.LOL
2007-03-06 13:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by darobabygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny though I have already heard the second joke still very funny
2007-03-06 12:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both the jokes are hilarious.. LOL!
2007-03-06 12:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋