Two drunks sitting in at the bar one says to the barmaid a bottle of that beer from the bottom shelf please, she bends down and her skirt goes up the drunk says "tickle your bum with a feather" she spins round and says what did you say there, drunk says it's exceedingly bad weather, she says oh sorry, the two drunks start sniggering and the first drunk leaves, an hour later the second drunk who is now very drunk says to the guy sitting next to him watchhh thishhh mate, he says to the barmaid could I have a bottle of beer from the bottom shelf she bends down and her skirt goes up again the drunk slurs tickle your bum with a feather, she spins round quick as a flash and says "what did you say" the drunk now totally confused says...it's pissin the rain outside...lol
2007-03-06 04:22:37 · 4 answers · asked by William C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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I'm drunk right now, and I'm wearing plaid
2007-03-06 04:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do Americans only have one tarten to share between all of them?
2007-03-06 12:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Father Dougal McGuire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what again it rained this morning as well
2007-03-06 12:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful
2007-03-06 12:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by ropman1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋