Sorry to all my Blonde friends, I just couldn't resist.
Puget Sounders should get a hoot out of this. ; )
A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into Puget Sound.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the
pier crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a lot to live
for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you
away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.
"Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added with a
wink, "I'll make you happy, and you can make me happy."
The blonde nodded "yes" through her tears. After all, what did she
have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat,
along with blankets and food. From then on, every night he brought her
sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and they would make mad,
passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
by the Captain.
"What in the heck are you doing here?" the Captain demanded
angrily.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
get free food and a trip to Europe. Meanwhile (she says coyly) he's taking
advantage of me so to speak (wink, wink)."
"He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said, "This is the Bremerton
ferry."
2007-03-06 04:20:30 · 10 answers · asked by areyoukidding 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Way to cute! I'm blonde and I didn't see it coming - imagine that!
2007-03-06 04:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by cannonkd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde, I personally could care less about blonde joke and all that. I am not a dumb Blonde, and this joke was very funny!
2007-03-06 08:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ouch. Old joke told a new way.
2007-03-06 04:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the Bremerton ferry?
2007-03-06 05:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by playboybunny031389 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah better than all the other blonde jokes
2007-03-06 04:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by zim kid 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's a good joke.
2007-03-06 06:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the bremerton ferry? ? ?
2007-03-06 06:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!! LOL!!! FUNNY!
2007-03-06 04:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2007-03-06 04:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so wrong! LOL!
2007-03-06 04:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by Plus Size Panther! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋