The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50º Fahrenheit (10°C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35º Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32º Fahrenheit (0°C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0º Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60º Fahrenheit (-51°C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100º Fahrenheit (-73°C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
; Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173º Fahrenheit (-114°C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460º Fahrenheit (-273°C)
Absolute zero: all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
-500º Fahrenheit (-295°C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
2007-03-06 04:14:25 · 6 answers · asked by xartinu33 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a hockey fan and a Minnesotan, I gotta say that is so freaking hilarious!!!! Ya, you betcha!
2007-03-06 04:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on Toronto
2007-03-06 12:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watever didnt feel like reading all that. anyway it is cold
2007-03-06 12:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from canada? or something
2007-03-06 12:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by deadcatgirl14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya its cold
2007-03-06 12:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by Hurtful cop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right to me............
2007-03-06 12:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Yeah man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋